1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln’s lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)? I never considered something like this. It would have to be something phallic, like the Washington Monument. Another interesting idea is the Korean War Monument. It would be like a bunch of guys standing around watching me get fucked. Wow, I am disturbed.
2. Have you ever “played” with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny’s, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)? There has been some rubbing and foreplay while out at a restaurant but nothing more. Husband has interrupted me while making dinner for some loving. A good round of fucking is always a great desert.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)? Husband and I do a lot of things on our boat. Other than the boat, we’ve done things in cars but they weren’t moving at the time. I take that back there was a limo or two.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss’s office)? There is one memory that stands out. It was my second year in Undergrad and I had a blazing hot prof. The kind of prof where every girl in his class threw themselves at him. I never had so much fun in a prof’s office.
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman’s Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)? There are entirely too many places to list for this question. Fucking outside is some of the best sex. It is so primal and natural, not to mention exciting.
Bonus: What’s your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)? It would be on the boat. There is something about the rocking of the boat, the chance of being seen by someone going by and the sun warming our naked bodies. I become excited thinking about it.
Dalliance
I’m surprised you’ve yet to join the mile high club.
If you’re ever in Toronto, let me know. We have a lot of green space 😉