I blame my red hair for many things. It is the politician in me because it can’t possibly be my fault. I don’t remember where I found this article but while cleaning out my bookmarks, i rediscovered it. The article isn’t new, written in 2006. However, it provides me with an excuse for my urges and desires.
If people can claim being gay or lesbian as a genetic trait, why couldn’t I claim my lascivious nature is a genetic trait of red hair. Although, I don’t buy this argument either case, I am positive that I could find a lawyer to argue the point if needed.
Why do the good adjectives and adverbs for sexual desire begin with l? lascivious, lewd, lust, …
Dalliance
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Well, look who’s back! Nice to see you return.
The red hair argument works for me. We find the defendant not guilty, your honor!
Look at who’s back…
Um, sorry: My brother’s wife has red hair, so on the basis of that, PLEASE GOD NO!!!!
How is grad school? I just finished, so I know how much of a black hole it can be.